Oh We Bribing Bribing?

I have been a city employee. I have been a state employee. I have been a federal employee. In each of those situations there were limits within those roles to what we could accept as a ‘gift’ with limits not exceeding $25.

In more plain language— as a matter of ethics you are not allowed to accept anything that the fair market value would be over $25. (Federal was $20)

I mention that for no reason whatsoever.

Ok..I lied. I have a reason.

What in the world?

I mean what can we even say at this point?

As renowned early 2000’s R&B boy band B2K said in their hit “Bump Bump Bump”

“Now we all out in the open…everybody knows about you and meeee”

The bribery is just out there in the open.

As a federal employee you are supposed to have a limit of $20 per transaction and max of $50 from any one individual or entity in a calendar year.

But how much is this plane?

The value of this purported palace in the sky is over $400 MILLION DOLLARS.

So that is a bit more than 20 dollars. 20 million times more to be exact. So one would only assume that the Orange One and his crew are in 20 million times the trouble?

lol nope…rules are for suckers.

Speaking of rules…there are also laws.

Remember Emoluments?

Remember that weird word that came up a lot during Trump 1.0 when he wanted to have the illegal hotel near the white house that charged outrageous sums to get money sent to him for leaders to stay there?

Yeah probably not, there have been a lot of scams over there.

But this isn’t just me saying stuff.

Remember this guy:

Oh yeah the Constitution… again ugh.

Article I, Section 9, Clause 8, the Emoluments Clause, also known as the Foreign Emoluments Clause, is a provision in the Constitution that restricts federal officials from accepting gifts, emoluments, offices, or titles from foreign states without the consent of Congress.

Sounds important.

But again, what are laws when you have a court indebted to you and an Attorney General who helped clear Epstein and who gave money to the Trump cause?

Yeah… they somehow are tying to act like this is above board. Even though we easily see…nvm

And just to keep it 100…the current AG not only helped Epstein and Trump she also formerly…wait for it…worked for the Qatari government!

Absolutely nothing weird about any of this.

And while we are talking about foreign influence…um how do you ensure security in a giant flying thingy that was ‘gifted’ by a foreign government. I recently got a used car off a guy from Craigslist and while he was really cool (and ironically a pilot) idk WHAT that car has been through in the past and I don’t think there is an independent Carfax for government planes.

I’m not saying they might have remote access to the controls back in Qatar but I’m not saying it isn’t possible either. Secret Service and DOD are surely loving this setup.

BUT HER EMAILS

Not to go all 2016 all over again, but it is so wild to think of where we are compared to back then and what Agent Orange is able to get away it.

Oh and since I am bringing up absolutely irrelevant things for no reason whatsoever…Hillary Clinton was barred from keeping a $425 necklace from Bangladesh as Secretary of State. But $400 million in a plane is cool.

We bribing bribing for real now.